Debt... Default... Mistaken Identity

I just want to share a conversation between a credit card collection agent and myself. One good case of mistaken identity, the stupid agent mistakenly called my cellphone number looking for a certain Lester. This is funny! (All conversations were translated into English, for the benefit of all readers)

Me: Hello...
Stupid Agent (SA): Hello, may I speak with Lester?
Me: I'm sorry but I think you dialed the wrong number...
SA: Sir, Are you Lester?
Me: Sorry I am not Lester...
SA: Do you know any Lester?
Me: I don't any Lester, sorry.
SA: Lester, whats your problem? Are you going to pay your credit card debt or not?
Me: I told you that I am not LESTER! Dont be an idiot.
SA: I am not being an Idiot! Don't pretend that you are not Lester.
Me: But I am not Lester, I had this number for 8 years now...
SA: Will trace it with your service provider.
Me: Sure! Be my Guest...
SA: Your number was given to us by your friend Rod.
Me: You SOB! I dont even know any Rod! What is this Lester's real name?
SA: Allester is his real name.
Me: Is his parents from the Visayas? What kind of parents name their child Allester?
SA: Lester, pay your debt!!!!
Me: The only Allister I know is a 5 year old kid, how could he own a credit card?
SA: Dont pretend that....
Me: Listen to me stupid, who do you work for?
SA: Atty. dela Cruz Legal Office...
Me: I'll file a complaint about you... (I hung up the phone)

Several hours later... I called up the bitch...
Me: Hello!
SA: Hello...
Me: What have you heard from Lester yet?

Stupid dumbass....